How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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although the idea of kitty hell being a fiery waste where they will be tormented by barking dogs, bottomless squirt bottles, and pieces of tape stuck to the pads of their feet was worth a giggle. If your pet were to come into contact with a gun without the proper training, it could be a catastrophe! On evolution: “There are two kinds of evolution: small evolution, which we can see in the world around us, and big evolution, which is a myth spread by cowards who wish to destroy America. I understand it’s hard to tell the difference these days between news and satire, but I’m still stunned that there are people who believe a book featuring a photo of giant birds sitting behind the President’s desk in the Oval Office is to be taken seriously. By teaching your cat about the potential dangers your home might face—such as burglars, dogs, ghosts, and foreign enemies of the United States—as well as the proper way to respond to them, you are helping to fulfill the destiny of the greatest nation ever conceived of.

But if there is one hard-and-fast rule on this topic, it’s this: under no circumstances should you provide your cat with a gun equipped with a laser scope, as your cat is likely to be more interested in the dot it makes than in the deer, burglar, or communist in their sights. I grew up in a highly conservative, evangelical christian household, so it was hilarious to read all the B. I received a review copy of this ebook from Crown Publishing, Three Rivers Press, and NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. One small counterpoint to this alleged Christian bullshit on evolution - the Pope believes in evolution.Or, in the section on Satanism, the author refers to Wicca as “watered down Satanism, luring foolish young women with liberal arts degrees into lesbian covens where they worship a goddess and their menses. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. I believe Cat crime would be a fraction of today's levels if this book was made available in all vet reception areas.

I think to get the greatest enjoyment out of this you must read it in small doses over the course of a few weeks. Just a way to look through the eyes of the crazies in the world, through even crazier cat lady colored glasses? The first question many of you will be asking is, “Do I really need to teach my cat about gun safety?Apparently, this is satire, but if something becomes so satirical that people actually take it as face value, is it even good satire? Their reaction to the contents when they realized their politics were being criticized and mocked made this instantly 5 Stars.